Tuesday, January 24, 2006

No I Think This Says It All


Sorry Robb - I think this picture "Takes the Cake!!" We will definately have to delete this before next Monday.

114 comments:

  1. Please make sure to notice WHO posted this pic on the Cornwall Blog.

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  2. OH MY GOODNESS!!!!! I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. That is so funny, I can just imagine him running around in those speedos and cape. I thought I was convinced before but I am more than convinced now I am willing to spend a few nights outside the theater to see this movie, It seems like it is going to be so good. Anyway, thanks for the post, I think we have enough evidence that we are all going to see this.

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  3. Enjoy this post everyone - it is disappearing at midnight TONIGHT!!! We are way to dignified to have something like that on the Cornwall blog.

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  4. Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaasssssssssse! Don's take the blog away, this has given me more joy than I could ever hope for from spankies, tights, a cape, and a beer belly. That's going to be mighty hard to beat!

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  5. I most certainly agree with Rach-bach's comment. Why hide the fact that we love JACK BLACK spandex, cape and moustache. KEEP IT!!! KEEP IT!!! I am seriously wanting a poster of that to put on my wall.

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  6. The worst thing about this is Rachel made it the wallpaper on our desktop. I will sleep on it and decide in the morning.

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  7. Way to go Rach. I am going to do the same myself. Jack Black is my Mexican Wrestling HERO. Mom I don't want to have to call you the man and say OH NO! the man ruined that too. (don't take personally it is just a joke)

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  8. Ahhhhhh.... So much for Cornwall dignity. I always thought those "R" kids where a little unique.

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  9. O.K. O.K. I guess it stays - laughter is good for the soul.

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  10. You can take it down if you want. I have it on MY desktop so anytime I want a good laugh it is there!!! So you can take it down if you want.

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  11. What are you doing home at 8:30 on a Wednesday morning???? It is fun to chat with you. I think this will be a fun part of our legacy.

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  12. Okay, I am sorry I have to state my opinion. I do not want to have a picture of a man who has more clothes off then he has on, on our blog. I think it is perfect because those who like the picture have it on their desktop so the rest of us who don't want to see it don't have to. I love you ALL, even if you like to look at pictures of weird men.

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  13. How EMBARASSING that THIS post has set the Cornwall world record for blog comments. I guess you are all "unique". (In mostly good ways.)

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  14. Let me just say, that the "R" kids are only a little unique in the fact that we are the absolute coolest name buddies in the family. Robb, I am a afraid that I am the only one that understood your joke to mom,-Let's rock, let's rock today. Practice that, it's a hard handshake. Plus, I LOVE the fact that Jack Black's masculine body is emblazoned upon our beloved blog!!!

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  15. It's cool rach, everyone is talking now, but WE will see the movie while everyone else stays home. We know who the true fans are. I don't think they are "cool enough" we on the other hand are the "Cats pajamas, the bees knees."

    I hope everyone knows that this is all in good fun as well as it brings a closer together at least I think. And for those that don't want it on the Blog there is a little thing called create your own blog!!! Just kidding, I am having a lot of fun with this, if you couldn't tell. and in my behalf, I commented at 8:30 this morning but it was 9:30 UT time and I was inbetween classes. Love you all

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  16. I just have to be number 16 - I just have to be!!!

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  17. "The bee's knees???" I think that we should all keep on commenting until we reach 100! I believe that it is possible. After all, "Anything's possible" (that was for you Katie) Little does our friend Jack know the joy we have gleaned from his manliness!

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  18. Rach, "that is so punk rock" of you to want to get to 100. Just give us 4 months and we minght get half way there. For those that are oppose let us all remember who posted this. That is right our very own fun mom!!!

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  19. Another thing, For all those that wish to disguard this half naked man, the more you post the faster it won't come up on the same page you will have to click on it specifically. Food for thought. I am glad that our posts aren't "Lame, b/c I have been sitting on some pretty awesome material"

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  20. 20 comments? (As they would say in Utah) Oh my Heck!

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  21. I guess since I posted this monster I might as well keep the 100 posts alive!!!

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  22. I just wanted to throw this out there, if you guys think that he really worked out to tone his body for this film, b/c the picture depicts that he probably spent some time in the GYM. what do you think?

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  23. Last night when we saw this it was at 14 comments, my it has really jumped since then. This is so funny!

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  24. Well, I don't want to be left out of the Jack Black-athon, so I decided to take a little break from my "hard working day" and make a comment. There is no I in team and there is no I in blog, so if we are going to get to 100, I'm in.
    On the topic of working out to get a body like that, my thoughts are it's probably a story, like so many others, of having a GYM membership but not using it.

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  25. Since Rachel has put this silly picture on our desktop I have had an opportunity to stare at the red thing hanging down the front of his chest. It appears at first glance to be the ties from the cape - but upon further inspection - I am wondering if it is a scar from battle. O.K. you eagle eyes - cape tie or scar - that could at least get us to 30 comments.

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  27. Admittedly, I wasn't really serious, but now, Heck-let's do it. Mom, I'm thinking that it is his cape string. How classic is that- it drifts in the wind right along with his luscious locks.

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  28. Sorry I haven't commented yet. I thought it was funny to robb. Rachel put the picture on the desktop. When I saw it I burst out laughing for the longest time. Mom wins the best picture award. I promise to keep commenting. Love ya.

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  29. I see what you mean with the scar, however I must concurr with rach in that I think it might be the string, however we will have to see the movie to know for sure.

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  30. I concurr with Robb and Rach, I think that it is a cape string. Sorry Mom.

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  31. So are we serious about the 100 comments thing? If so we will have to be creative. "Now listen this is a big commitment, don't just say yes if you are going to flake out later...." I say we go for it!!!

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  32. I must say that I never tire of looking at that fabulous picture of Mr. Jack Black. We shall see if he continues to win our heart as he has so many times before. I just have three words for you VA-POO-RIZE.

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  33. Robb - I have been a tad reluctant because of the oldest girl in our family's reaction to this very fun thing we have going (maybe she isn't scrolling down this low anymore) - but to say Va-Poo -Rize - might really put us at an all new low - but also might really make us smile alot.

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  34. Maybe to make the 100 goal we can find facts about that famous Jack Black. I have done a little web surfing and there is plenty of information - probably enough to get us to our goal. I'll start. Is Jack Black his real name? Sounds way to hollywood. It isn't his real name - his real name is Thomas Black (They say that is what he signs his checks as) but he did get the nickname Jack long before he became a movie star.

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  35. owenbytheway
    This particular post will drop off the page starting Wednesday morning at 12:01 a.m.(February 1st!!!)
    It will really be difficult to go back a month so post everyone post. I know that we can do it. The girl's have Monday off school - we may need to concentrate on this goal (only after piano of course).

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  36. Alright, I am at work right now scanning slides and while I am waiting I decided to read some of these comments. I quickly clicked on the comments so none of the TA's around me could see this very funny picture. Since I am a part of this wonderful family I need to make my contribution. Love YA!!!

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  37. Here is another Jack Black fact; he began his acting career with a small role in Mars Attacks. (Does this means that this movie must be added to the Jack Black Collection ? )

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  38. . . .3. How tall is Jack? He seems to be on the small side.
    Yes, Jack isn't exactly the Jolly Green Giant. His height has been stated as anything from 5'4" to 5'6".

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  39. Jack attended Hebrew school when he was young and had his bar mitzvah at age 13. Now this was a bit of trivia that I was totally unaware of. Hey family, I can't do this by myself.

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  40. Jack Black was born 28th of August, 1969 in Hermosa Beach, that is right in our very own California. I knew we lived in a good place. Tune in for more trivia.

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  41. I found some more info on the man we call Black. He is also an alumni from UCLA. He went to school and there he met up with someone that saw his work. And it has been "down hill" ever since

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  42. When I said down hill, I meant to say smooth sailings, that might mean the same thing but I figured I have a few comments to spare.

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  43. Admittedly, I was crushed to find out that his name isn't really Jack. I feel like he has deceived me this whole time. I am not quite sure what to do with myself at this point. Hey-5'5"? That's how tall I am!! I think that it is perfectly appropriate that Jack Black went to Hebrew school. Maybe that's where he gleaned a lot of his comedy material because seriously, have you ever heard a comment about Hebrew school that wasn't funny? Hey, Hey, you know that stage dive that Dewey Finn performs in the Battle of the bands, stunt men caught him. (surprise, surprise) Let's keep going baby!!

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  44. I really didn't think we would get this far. I saw 42 and I just about fell out of my seat!

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  45. Oh my double heck! Right here under my very eyes comments have kept piling up.

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  46. WOW! We here in Palmdale had no idea it had grown so much. I must admit that throughout my daily checkings today I forgot about this comment-fest but Jason and I decided to check the blog when we got home from Leslee and David's and Jason said it has grown since he left work. Good job, keep it up!

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  47. I just wanted to be the one that commented when we are half way there. His name is not "Jack" that is CRAZY!!! I knew that it was too good to be true. So what is his real name?

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  48. Robb - where have you been - we talked about his real name at like post 29 - THOMAS BLACK. Any rate - it is a good excuse to be post 51.

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  49. Where is everyone? I hope that you are out on dates or activities and taking pictures so that you can post later on. Love you cute kids. Oh Yeah - I've got to mention Jack Black. I like Jack in interviews - that is when he is in rare form.

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  50. What, is the sabbath not a day to blog or something. "I think you're forgetting about one little thing . . . the music!!"

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  51. It does seem a little less holy to make a comment on Sunday - but I just wanted to say that it seemed a little less holy to comment on Sunday.

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  52. All I can say is Wow! Both to the amazingly Hilarious picture and the fact that all of you guys are getting so in to this blog thing. I think that you guys need to take a blog break for like a month. Anyways. I vote the picture stays and that you try to get to 100 comments. Here's my two cents.

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  53. I am trying to do what Jeffrey said - with just 12 hours left in January - I thought I would contribute a few more posts toward the 100.

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  54. "Buddy, are you rolling now? Are you taping? Because when the magic's flowing, you need to be taping." I found a site that had Jack Black quotes. I could just imagine him saying this.

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  55. "There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it. And I'm hungry for rock 24/7,Byoch." Another great quote

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  56. "I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the Pink Panther theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock." This reminded me so much of Jeffrey!!!

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  57. "You must never underestimate the power of the eyebrow."

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  58. "I just try to move with the music and become one with the rock. The moment you start analyzing your own rock is the moment your rock is dead. That’s why rock is now pretty much dead. Too much analyzation. No rockalyzation! And you can print that!"

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  59. Here is a comedian at a very young age.
    As a kid, Jack used to hide wires in his clothes and let them "accidentally" fall out to make people think he was a robot.

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  60. Now do you feel like we are on a roll again. I'm determined to go to 100 even I have to do it by myself!!! BY TONIGHT!!!! I am probably the only one who has time to work on this project. Thanks dad for providing me with such a luxurious life.

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  61. That is really fun, I am sorry that I can not contribute as much as I would like but I think it is so fun. thank you for being such a fun mom

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  62. Thanks Robb!! Just reading the part about the robot makes me laugh again outloud.

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  63. Sorry for not blogging. I have been a little out of it love you guys.

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  64. Okay, we need to find out if Jack has any living relatives, find out who they are, and who in our family should/could marry him. I love him, so maybe I will just marry him, although washing those tights, spankies, and cape could get pretty tedious. Plus, I don't know how I would feel about kissing that moustached mouth every day!

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  65. Rach - you could have just crossed the Jack Black line!!!

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  66. Jack Black's first commercial was at the age of 13, for the Activision game Pitfall (he wore a safari hat). He then did a commercial for Smurfberry Crunch cereal where he was pulled around in a red wagon.

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  67. I don't know if we have thirty more comments in us. It looks like the information is getting kind of lean. Maybe those who know him best (The "R" kids could give some quotes from the movies)

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  68. You can really find anything online - here is a mistake someone found in school of rock:

    During the scene where the kids are saying their version of the Pledge of Allegiance, the camera zooms in on a blonde girl. From shot to shot, which hand she has over her heart changes.

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  69. In the middle of the scene where it shows what the class does throughout the week, Dewey is shown playing a bass guitar with no strings.

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  70. The idea for the movie School of Rock came when writer Mike White moved into an apartment next to Jack Black. White would often find Jack Black running through the halls or blasting much of the music featured in the movie at full volume.

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  71. The script originally called for Jack Black and Joan Cusack's characters to fall in love following their outing to the bar.

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  72. Early in filming, an insecure Robert Tsai approached director Linklater and tried to talk him out of letting him be in the film because he felt he wasn't right for the part. Linklater responded that it was his very insecurity that made him exactly right for the part, and kept him in.

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  73. O.K. - I might be done with my trivia - come on - 24 more to go by midnight!!!!

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  74. Mom you are coming up with some really good stuff. Rach I would do anything I mean anything within the standards of the church if you would marry Jack black, imagine dinner conversations. Dad is funny so are other family members, but if he was there we would all have very toned tummies in a hurry

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  75. "Don't be celebrities, because then you go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, You don't want that, do you?" Totally Jack Black

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  76. "There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it." Now this should bring at the very least a good chuckle after reading it, you have to say it like he would. you need to say Do you prepare for...... as a crecendo (no idea how to spell that)

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  77. Now this is a good one.... "Never for a second did I think of myself as the sexiest guy in the world. When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world."

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  78. "You don't have to worry about me because I'm a .... . And if a kid gets out of line, I got no problem smacking them in the head." This always brings a smile to my face.

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  79. " I just need minds for molding" that is one that I know off the cuff.

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  80. [teaching Lawrence a handshake]
    SLAP IT
    They smack the palms of their hands together and then the back of their hands together]
    Dewey Finn: SHOOT IT
    [they pretend like their hands are guns and shoot at each other]
    Dewey Finn: KABOOT IT.
    [they pound their fists together]

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  81. OK, Ms DumBum ain't your teacher today, I am, and I have a headache and the runs. So I say, time for recess!
    This one is for Jeff and it should be very obvious why.

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  82. I don't know about you but it seems like he repeats himself
    "Its gonna be a really tough project, you're gonna have to use your head, your brain and your mind too."

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  83. What is your opinion (to help get a few more comments) do you like Jack Black better with short/long hair. Beard/no beard Funny/not funny.

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  84. I found some a really awesome material, just sit back and enjoy!!!!

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  85. * Jack's nickname Jables was given to him by his bandmate Kyle Gass. It transformed from Jabe (a smooshing of the letters J.B.) to Clark Jables to just Jables

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  86. Jack's mother Judy, and his father Tom, are both retired satellite engineers (rocket scientists). Are you sure???

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  87. Now this is a good one, how many would have know he got his gall bladder removed???

    Jack has had gallstone problems since he was 16. He recently (late 2003) had his gallbladder removed.

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  88. Jack learned how to play the guitar from, Tenacious D bandmate, Kyle Gass.

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  89. He likes pets, but cats, come on he can do better than that

    Current pets: 2 cats, Curtis & Clifford

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  90. Likes: Video games, doodling, rockin'

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  91. Rach I don't know who this girl is, but if he were to meet you I am sure he would change his mind real quick.

    Dating: Laura Kightlinger

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  92. Jack is the only child from his parent's marriage, but he has 5 half brothers/sisters.

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  93. Awards: BSFC Award 2000 - 2nd place
    Best Supporting Actor (High Fidelity)
    Blockbuster Entertainment Award 2001
    Fav. Supporting Actor - Comedy (High Fidelity)
    DVD Exclusive Award 2003
    Best Original Song/DVD (Run Ronnie Run!)
    MTV Movie Award 2004
    Best Comedic Performance (School of Rock)
    He has won awards before
    ...... . . . ShoWest Convention, USA 2004
    ...... . . . Comedy Star of the Yea

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  94. Higher Education: University of California, Los Angeles, CA
    (theater major, though never graduated)

    I knew you could be successful without graduated college, if I could live his life I would do the same

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  95. "Buddy, are you rolling now? Are you taping? Because when the magic's flowing, you need to be taping."

    JB advising on how to film his scenes

    Now this would be funny

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  96. Sorry I got a little carried away and the sad part is there is much more. I am number 100 that is exciting

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  97. In his preparation for Shark Tale which I didn't know he was in we have the following quote. SO FUNNY!!!

    "I did a lot of swimming. I watched the movie 'Swimming with Sharks', which bummed me out because there was not one shark in it." "I went to eat at a vegetarian restaurant. I ate vegetarian tacos, fake chicken in there. I have to say, I don't think I've ever eaten a better taco." "I'll put the veggie taco up against any of your favourite meat tacos, blindfold test and I think mine will whip your real meat" (we'll leave that last word out)

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  98. "Neil Diamond loved me like a son. He already has a son but he likes me better."

    What jack said when he was asked about people he worked with on the album

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  99. This one made me laugh so I had to put it on here.

    "A lot of people say Val Kilmer. We have similar packages."

    JB's reply when asked if he gets mistaken for any other celebrity.

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  100. I don't know if you have found it but I found the website of websites

    http://www.caaien.com/jackblack/

    Check it

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  101. Okay I will try to make this the last post for tonight, but you have to check out the "LOOK A-LIKES" some are really funny, others obviously don't know who he is!!!

    Click on PICTURES from the home page then the look a-likes. Just explore I have to study, but you could spend days on there.

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  102. Okay sorry last one. On the site it says the movie is released in the U.S. on JUNE 2, 2006. Looks like Jason is going to have a great birthday.

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  103. I am so sorry, but I had to do another one. I think Nacho Libre will have to take a back seat. (and I am about to jump out of my seat and scream right now because of the news I have for you.)

    Who would make the ideal dynamic duo. Well pinch yourselves because Jack Black is doing a movie with none other than our own WILL FERRELL. It better not be R I can hear you screaming I am way excited

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  104. Sorry I am way way way too excited about that movie. ARE YOU KIDDING. This will be the best movie ever!!! anyway I am out of here

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  105. Robb: You are the man - way to go and help us meet the target. We came home from a concert and the four Cornwalls at home all stood around the computer and howled at your entries and then began to scream at the last one - life is great. This will be the post and comments always to be remembered. It has brought at least me - great joy and many laughs.

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  106. Back to the girlfriend, she looks pretty fun, and willing to put up with his "quirks?". Okay, we all know that he has more than quirks, but nonetheless. . .

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  107. "I'm delicate, like a piece of china," says Black, whose barrel-chested bulk is more suggestive of the Great Wall than a Ming vase. "I dived ... and fell on some people and I hit a chair. Busted my eye. It was fun: I got a nice little three-day vacation. Scarred for life -- the scar's not going to go away. But that's part of the job."

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  108. IN his new movie =He's Ignacio (a.k.a. "Nacho"), a Norwegian Mexican kitchen worker and priest-in-training at a Mexican orphanage, with a heart of pure gold and a midsection of pure cellulite.

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  109. It could not be any better June 2 is a friday. It sounds like a ROAD TRIP. It will be very fun. I will be there.

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